yer-a-horcrux-harry:

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i-am-momo-senpai:

please unmute this vine, I swear

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

yxssine:

harvard: Why should we accept you?

me: I graduated at the top of my class, perfect SAT/ACT, ranked 3rd in my state at tennis, and volunteered over 300hrs at my local hospital.

harvard: Sorry, you haven’t cured AIDS.

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

tiddiemeat420:

wait

thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

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his head wasnt in the game

quickweaves:

i have been reborn

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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Calcifer