heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
Tom Bodett (via observando);

traceratops:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

FUCKIN THAI PEOPLE AND THEIR LIFE INSURANCE COMMERCIALS

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

spainkitty-mishassweetestkittles:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

YOU MEAN I COUDL HAVE BOUGHT AN ENTIRE ISLAND IN CANADA INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE AND HAVING TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO THE GOV’T FOR LOANS? YEAH, FUCK COLLEGE, THEN. MY KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE A “THEIR-OWN-ISLAND” FUND.

omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

notabrobro:

sonoci:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

"turns out it was heartburn"

said no character ever

"What is this……. burning in my soul?" The shonen protagonist says after two fights

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
Sophie: NEVER

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

fatfatties:

x

filed under: #omg   #food   

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

@theme
Calcifer