THE WORST KEPT SECRET
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
Claire: For the record, you didn’t leave college. You were asked to leave.
Haley: Oh, which you guys never let me forget! Especially dad.
Claire: Honey, your father-
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
Former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, with monks before the interfaith prayers commenced at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA). Meanwhile, mosques around Malaysia are also holding prayers for the missing airplane. Earlier today, approximately 40 000 people had gathered at the Putrajaya Mosque to pray for the passengers and crew and their families.
This is the Malaysia I’m proud of. Malaysians of different religions are uniting in prayers and concern for the people on board. Please come home, MH370.
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
There are no words…
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
My life lately.
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great